I was checking out the Chron today and ran across this story. What makes it funny, besides the fact that it was clearly still in the edit stages (guys, you might want to remove the paragraph tags), is the headline:

My question is how are these UPCOMING promotions already popular, particularly when two of the three have never been held before? I’m a HUGE Rockets fan and I’m happy whenever they get publicity, but you’d think Houston’s “only news source” would ask for money when it runs this kind of advertising. Way to run a press release, Chron!