Very Very Bad Toys

Someone compiled a list of these really bad toys. Here are a couple of my favorites.

Little Legless Annie

I’m calling this one “Little Legless Annie.” Who was the genius that thought a prosthetic-limbed doll was a good idea? To quote The Donald, “You’re fired.”

Dora the Dildo

Ah, the Little Dora Dildo. What little girl doesn’t remember baby’s first vibrator?

Twister Sheets

This would actually make a funny bachelorette gift, but sheets for kids. I’m guessing the mommy that gives this to her son is the same one that gives Dora to her daughter.

Hulk Penis

Apparently, EVERYTHING on this doll was built to scale. How priceless is the look on that girl’s face?

I Have No Idea

Honestly, I have absolutely no idea.

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