Someone compiled a list of these really bad toys. Here are a couple of my favorites.

I’m calling this one “Little Legless Annie.” Who was the genius that thought a prosthetic-limbed doll was a good idea? To quote The Donald, “You’re fired.”

Ah, the Little Dora Dildo. What little girl doesn’t remember baby’s first vibrator?

This would actually make a funny bachelorette gift, but sheets for kids. I’m guessing the mommy that gives this to her son is the same one that gives Dora to her daughter.

Apparently, EVERYTHING on this doll was built to scale. How priceless is the look on that girl’s face?

Honestly, I have absolutely no idea.