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	<title>Comments on: Eating the Bride On Her Wedding Night&#8230;and Beyond</title>
	<link>http://www.jeffbalke.com/2008/01/08/eating-the-bride-on-her-wedding-nightand-beyond/</link>
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		<title>by: Christine</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffbalke.com/2008/01/08/eating-the-bride-on-her-wedding-nightand-beyond/#comment-28914</link>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>Oh goodness.  I missed this last week.  I think I would faint from the shock of walking into a wedding reception and seeing that.  Then I would snicker all night long at the potential perv jokes.

Just think of the money spent on that thing? It makes my head swoon!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh goodness.  I missed this last week.  I think I would faint from the shock of walking into a wedding reception and seeing that.  Then I would snicker all night long at the potential perv jokes.</p>
<p>Just think of the money spent on that thing? It makes my head swoon!
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		<title>by: Jill/Twipply Skwood</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffbalke.com/2008/01/08/eating-the-bride-on-her-wedding-nightand-beyond/#comment-28588</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>Perverted jokes aside...I just can NOT EVEN imagine!!!!  I can not.  I can't even....yeah HUH?!?!?!  Why????????????????????????????  If I were prone to speechlessness...but anyway...

Meanwhile I also have to wonder if the groom gets jealous if anyone else has a piece of the boobie.  

Also, your post is very funny, written by itself or not! :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perverted jokes aside&#8230;I just can NOT EVEN imagine!!!!  I can not.  I can&#8217;t even&#8230;.yeah HUH?!?!?!  Why????????????????????????????  If I were prone to speechlessness&#8230;but anyway&#8230;</p>
<p>Meanwhile I also have to wonder if the groom gets jealous if anyone else has a piece of the boobie.  </p>
<p>Also, your post is very funny, written by itself or not! <img src='http://www.jeffbalke.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>by: Tracy</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffbalke.com/2008/01/08/eating-the-bride-on-her-wedding-nightand-beyond/#comment-28519</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:38:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>Wow - a whole new meaning for gettin a piece of ass!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow - a whole new meaning for gettin a piece of ass!
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		<title>by: Fuzzball</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffbalke.com/2008/01/08/eating-the-bride-on-her-wedding-nightand-beyond/#comment-28443</link>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>Torrie sent me this story yesterday and I was appalled. Doesn't the groom look terrified? 

Ah, only in Texas.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Torrie sent me this story yesterday and I was appalled. Doesn&#8217;t the groom look terrified? </p>
<p>Ah, only in Texas.
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		<title>by: katya</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffbalke.com/2008/01/08/eating-the-bride-on-her-wedding-nightand-beyond/#comment-28437</link>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:41:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.jeffbalke.com/2008/01/08/eating-the-bride-on-her-wedding-nightand-beyond/#comment-28437</guid>
					<description>I knew this one would generate a hilarious blog post.  Is it wrong that I saw "the essence of perv" oozing out of this photo and then thought of you?  LOL. Oh, I keed.  I KEED.  :D

That husband is in a heep of hurt. If he didn't know what he was getting himself into before the wedding, he certainly realized the error of his ways when he was forced to watch his Best Man going for his bride's sugary mix.  And then sloppy seconds? Poor guy.

LOL @ Jenny's post.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew this one would generate a hilarious blog post.  Is it wrong that I saw &#8220;the essence of perv&#8221; oozing out of this photo and then thought of you?  LOL. Oh, I keed.  I KEED.  <img src='http://www.jeffbalke.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>That husband is in a heep of hurt. If he didn&#8217;t know what he was getting himself into before the wedding, he certainly realized the error of his ways when he was forced to watch his Best Man going for his bride&#8217;s sugary mix.  And then sloppy seconds? Poor guy.</p>
<p>LOL @ Jenny&#8217;s post.
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		<title>by: Jenny</title>
		<link>http://www.jeffbalke.com/2008/01/08/eating-the-bride-on-her-wedding-nightand-beyond/#comment-28434</link>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>Ew.  "Waiter, there's a hair in my cake.  Oh, wait.  I guess I got the pony tail."

At least it's cake and not pie. No one wants to eat a hair p...okay, never mind.  That's too offensive even for me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ew.  &#8220;Waiter, there&#8217;s a hair in my cake.  Oh, wait.  I guess I got the pony tail.&#8221;</p>
<p>At least it&#8217;s cake and not pie. No one wants to eat a hair p&#8230;okay, never mind.  That&#8217;s too offensive even for me.
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