Coffee: The Game
January 14th, 2008 by jeff
Really? This is what qualifies as a board game now, making coffee?
I wanted to figure out what the rules are, but I realized I’d have to read about the game to figure that out. I’m not doing that. Better just to assume that the object of the game is to take overly complicated orders like tall, triple, non-fat, soy, deviled egg, General Tso’s, angel hair espresso with a side order of of sadness from annoying people in SUV’s trying to order while they carry on a conversation on their cell phones, apply makeup and tell Montana and Cheyanne in the back seat, “Be quiet. Mommy’s talking.”
Bonus points for the level of thinly veiled snarkyness you deliver along with the cup o’ java. Careful, it’s hot!
With a game like that, you are guaranteed to have fresh brewed fun or your money back!
C’mon, Jeff — no one gets deviled eggs in their General Tso’s espressos anymore. That’s sooooo December, 2007. All the cool kids want pickled yams now. Yum!
The strategic game…of fresh brewed…fun?
*sigh*