Some Recent Observations
March 10th, 2008 by jeff
My new favorite bumper sticker: “YEEHAW!” Is Not a Foreign Policy
My new favorite joke: He’s so UGLY, when he lays on the beach, cats try to bury him.
In a Lifetime movie that includes a characterization of me, I will apparently be played by Ian Ziering.
Daylight Savings Time SUCKS and it makes everyone drive like morons.
The cupcakes at the Dessert Gallery are either made by God or the Devil, I can’t decide which.
Flash cards are NOT indestructible (much like CD’s).
Sometimes, I can be a real ass even when I don’t mean to be, but people love me anyway…or not. 
5 Responses to “Some Recent Observations”
I’ve had the cake at Dessert Gallery (Diner Cake is my favorite), but not their cupcakes yet. I’ll have to give them a try.
Funny bumper sticker!
I’m not sure about the fat joke…wouldn’t that make a better stinky joke? I mean, cat poops are sort of small…
I don’t know who that guy is, but he’ll have to grow his hair. You’ll have some incredibly bright teeth though!
It DOES make people do EVERYTHING like morons. But on the plus side, you can rollerblade until all hours now!!!! Ok, maybe not until ALL hours, but at least until 7:00 & later the closer to summer we get!!!!!
As I understand it, God gets to make the cupcakes.
That’s a lucky thing on the flashcards. ICK!
I don’t hang out with you in real life enough of the time to make a call on the ass thing, but you seem nice enough to me (*shrug shrug*). Alternate answer: I think that’s most people every now & again. I’m thinking very few people MEAN to be asses.
please remove the apostrophe in cats.
I both screwed up the joke (see correction) and the apostrophe? What the hell was wrong with me?
I know - daylight savings time. GRRRR!
” The great thing about cupcakes is that they are cake, in a CUP!”