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Hope everyone has a great day. Here’s my mom - took this back on Thanksgiving.

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Happy Love Day, everyone. Hopefully, when this is over, I won’t have to dismantle Love Land too soon. I like to leave the decorations up an extra week or two to keep me in the holiday spirit.
Have a good one!
This message has been brought to you by Hallmark and this guy…

My only request is that you don’t drive angry.

Merry Christmas!

It’s a cliche to do a “Merry Christmas” blog post, but I don’t care because I’m a really cheery, festive kinda dude.  So, here’s to a great Christmas and a New Year filled with health, wealth and a hella load of fast, free bandwidth.

You ever thought, “Damnit, I wish I hadn’t missed A Charlie Brown Christmas.  My Tivo broke and I’m going to have to heave it out the windo, I’m so pissed.  All it had to do was record Charlie freaking Brown!  I hate technology!!!”
Much like Scrooge and Christmas, you didn’t miss it no matter how many […]

If you’ve never been to Indexed, go now and laugh your ass off.  It is essentially a collection of index cards with drawings on them of charts and graphs that are far cooler than what you get to look at in your office meetings.
This one today just had me cracking up as I contemplate my […]

Why is it that mall Santa’s in television commercials are always accompanied by little people dressed as elves when real mall santa’s only have teenage girls for their elves?

Hey Santa - Wilson Phillips
I’m just sayin’.

Who isn’t a fan of a good naughty limerick? You know limericks, right? “There once was a man from Nantucket…” has not only made Nantucket famous for something other than killer sharks and quaint seaside resorts, but made that guy the envy of many strange and odd guys throughout the world.
Anyway, JoshSpear.com is […]

You have this relative that is really hard to buy for, right? She’s very picky. She is never satisfied. But, if there is one thing you know, it is that she likes her gifts to be BIG…really BIG! Do I have the online store for you.
Welcome to GreatBigStuff.com, the store for […]

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