Remember I listed 10 things that freak me out the other day? Remember that? Well, I got one of those right in the face today.
I decided to make myself a sandwich this morning, so I opened a brand new jar of mayo. I cut off the seal and opened it expecting to […]
Posted in Just Plain Weird on March 22nd, 2007 No Comments »
Someone compiled a list of these really bad toys. Here are a couple of my favorites.
I’m calling this one “Little Legless Annie.” Who was the genius that thought a prosthetic-limbed doll was a good idea? To quote The Donald, “You’re fired.”
Ah, the Little Dora Dildo. What little girl doesn’t remember baby’s […]
Posted in Just Plain Weird, Video on January 22nd, 2007 No Comments »
Hard to decide what is weirder - the girls grabbing catfish out of a lake with their bare hands or the twangly little ditty that accompanies this video.
I see a lot of weird things at the grocery store: odd foods, strange people, kumquats. But, today, I honestly had to look at this box two or three times before I could comprehend what I was reading.
Near the front register, there is normally a table with some baked goods - sweets mostly. […]
Posted in Just Plain Weird on January 11th, 2007 2 Comments »
Who buy’s the stamps you have to lick? Don’t we all get the peel-off backing kind? Hasn’t technology allowed us to come out of the dark ages of licking things indiscriminately for the purpose of adhesive? What year is this?
Anyway, here’s a really bad idea if you are still living in the […]
Posted in Just Plain Weird on December 13th, 2006 No Comments »
Forget the Wii. No need for the PS3. Ignore iPod’s and Barbies and educational toys. Walk right past the clothing and tennis shoes. This Christmas, all the cool kids want the Dr. Laura action figure.
Dr. Laura is not only one of the most popular radio personalities in America, she is also a […]
Posted in Life, Just Plain Weird on November 25th, 2006 2 Comments »
Ok, this may be the weirdest thing I’ve ever had pilfered. I noticed today that someone has stolen my round, chrome Ikea patio table from my front porch, but left the two chairs. What the hell?
I’m not so much angry as confused. I have so many questions.
Why MY table? There are many tables and chairs […]
Nothing, not even my mention of the Twisted Sister Christmas album, could prepare any of us for this…
AHHHHHHHHHH, look at all the SCARY people…
I really wish I could make this crap up. If I could, I’d be wealthier or funnier, probably just funnier, but who knows? Seriously, this is damn funny.
Pubic hair coloring…I’m not kidding.
If you think a brown betty is an apple tart, you may not want to read further.
That’s not the meaning ascribed by […]