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I am a Mac user…like a fairly significant percentage of the computer buying populace. I understand there are certain things you can only do on Windows, but, in this day and age - and age dominated by the Flash embedded video happiness of YouTube - I never thought that this would happen.
I’m not a […]

Late night television does its best to bore the living hell out of us with tired jokes and stale guests to the point that even Sarah Silverman breaking up with Jimmy Kimmel rates only because of the “I’m F*cking…” video series that, hopefully, hasn’t actually come to real life.
But, last night, two shows on late […]

Dear TV News,
How’s it going? You and I, we’ve known each other a while, so I figured I could shoot straight with you. We’ve been through hurricanes, scandals and even that time when Marlene McClinton walked off channel 11 on air because she was pissed. Remember that shit?
Anyway, I wanted to give […]

Thanks, Laurie, for making me smile, tear up and remember what an incredible world this is. Never saw this before, but I freaking love it.

Scott Baio has some weird reality show, right? Well, Erin Moran, who I was JUST talking about the other day, is on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club. In the video below, she’s fit alright, fit for a straight jacket.
Seriously, Joanie is acting crazy and THEN, goes all When Harry Met Sally on a bus […]

How Cool Was Isaac?

[via A Perfectly Cromulent Blog]

American Music Awards?

I wondered out loud to myself if I was going to watch another monstrosity of a music awards show. I put it in the DVR and decided to turn it on when it started.
Then, Fergilicious happened and I had to stop myself. I am not watching this. It’s just better for me […]

Paintball?

They are showing freaking paintball on Fox Sports? Seriously?

I freaking love this show. It has that perfect combination of snarky humor and geekyness. It doesn’t hurt that one of the stars of the show is from Houston and the female lead is more than a little attractive.
Highly recommended.

I saw a commercial tonight that said, “What if your moisturizer could treat the cause of aging?” In said commercial was a model no more than 20 years old and I realized that the cause of aging is BEING OLD.
I’m sure that moisturizer works freaking GREAT on 19-year-olds with perfect skin and 5 percent […]

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