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My favorite new t-shirt.

Today, I saw the name of a company on the side of a car that made me think. The name was Ambush Demolition. I even found their website here.
What I found interesting was the name: Ambush. I’m sure they are a reputable business that does fantastic work, but am I the only […]

I mentioned to my friend, Jen, today that I was going to take a picture of the sign in front of the Halliburton compound office grounds building oh hell, COMPOUND, today for a client and told her that if I didn’t make lunch to assume I was in Guantanamo.
She responded by saying she would make […]

Really? This is what qualifies as a board game now, making coffee?

I wanted to figure out what the rules are, but I realized I’d have to read about the game to figure that out. I’m not doing that. Better just to assume that the object of the game is to take overly […]

Today, I had an afternoon where things worked out pretty well. I went for a run and managed to go further than I ever had previously. I got done running and made it into the grocery store just before it started pouring and lightning. By the time I was done at the […]

I wonder if his new scent will smell like Campbell’s soup or maybe Edie Sedgwick. Ew!
The king of pop art will have his own fragrance thanks to perfumer Bond No. 9. The US perfume manufacturer plans to release a new fragrance to honor Warhol. Named the Andy Warhol Silver Factory, it will be […]

Uh, no thanks.

Oh, this is sweet…

Get yours today.

If you are a fan of The Office, you’ll remember when Michael got his foot caught in his George Foreman grill and then wrapped it in bubble wrap. He apparently likes to wake up to the smell of bacon.
If only he had this, he’d have avoided the hotfoot.

I’m assuming that they are not including the cost of removing muggers, rapists and mole people.