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Late night television does its best to bore the living hell out of us with tired jokes and stale guests to the point that even Sarah Silverman breaking up with Jimmy Kimmel rates only because of the “I’m F*cking…” video series that, hopefully, hasn’t actually come to real life.
But, last night, two shows on late […]

Thanks, Laurie, for making me smile, tear up and remember what an incredible world this is. Never saw this before, but I freaking love it.

A friend of mine told me today that she is concerned about her highlights claiming her hair now looks like that of a “lesbian tiger ho.” I cannot confirm or deny this statement as beauty is clearly always in the eye of the beholder, however, in honor of the plight of all of us […]

Today, I ran across the oddest little intersection of two completely different bands with something I’ve never seen before. The Indigo Girls, from America, released a song quite a few years ago called “Watershed.” Pretty song. Today, I ran across the South African band, Watershed, and it’s song “Indigo Girl.” WTF?
Anyone […]

NSFW: Language
Hilarious language, but still.

Yeah, it’s cheesy, but there are so few things to rock your balls off these days, it’s good to hear a band that has done it before give it a reasonable shot. It’s ain’t Livewire, but whatevs.
Hey, Tommy Lee, USC called and they want their marching bass drum back. Jesus.

Scott Baio has some weird reality show, right? Well, Erin Moran, who I was JUST talking about the other day, is on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club. In the video below, she’s fit alright, fit for a straight jacket.
Seriously, Joanie is acting crazy and THEN, goes all When Harry Met Sally on a bus […]

Yeah, it’s cheesy. Shut up!

Except mine. He’s the badassest.