Posted in What's the Deal with People on November 20th, 2008 3 Comments »
We face difficult times. There’s terrorism, a global economic crisis, poverty, disease and an eminent attack from zombies. Ok, maybe that’s stretching it. “Global” is overstating it.
Anyway, in these uncertain times, we all need things we to believe in. In a world becoming increasingly divided by our view points, we need […]
Posted in What's the Deal with People on November 18th, 2008 No Comments »
On the internet, there are websites for every kind of fetish known to human kind and some we probably should never know about. You hot for people without legs? You like feet or bald women? You like people covered in mud or food or wrestling in jello? There is a site […]
Posted in What's the Deal with People on August 14th, 2008 2 Comments »
When I first starting writing my blog on Chron.com, Dwight Silverman asked if I wanted to include my Twitter feed on the page. I told him that was a bad idea because I curse too much on there and curse words are forbidden on the Chron blogs.
I’ll admit it. I like to curse […]
Posted in Houston, What's the Deal with People on July 21st, 2008 1 Comment »
I wear a beard. Sure, it isn’t mine, but I do wear one. And I like it. Yeah, I said it. Growing up, I had long hair. I liked that too. Ooooh, I’m crazy!
It always bugged me when I read about school districts and other places banning facial hair […]
Posted in What's the Deal with People on June 30th, 2008 2 Comments »
The post office is about 10 blocks from my house. A trip there takes all of about 7 minutes just to check the po box and return. Somehow, today was an interesting trip. I would like to address two gentlemen I encountered along the way.
Dear Staring Muffin Eater,
Hey, bud. How’s it […]
Posted in Stuffs for Eatin', What's the Deal with People on June 19th, 2008 3 Comments »
I went out to the Caroline Collective get together at Beaver’s last night. I ran into many friends and met a few new one’s as well. After some mingling, I sat down with Jason & Tiffany, Hala, Matt and Shannon as they proceeded to order gobs of side dishes. I took a […]
Posted in What's the Deal with People, Advertising v. Reality on June 11th, 2008 No Comments »
If there’s one thing I love, it’s email spam. When I say love, it’s really more like love/hate or maybe it’s just hate. In truth, it’s more like seething rage with a dollop of whipped cream.
While digging through my tortured souls bin (i.e. the spam folder), I found a few worthy of note […]
Posted in What's the Deal with People on June 10th, 2008 7 Comments »
I was watching The 40-Year-Old Virgin tonight and the main character, upon finally revealing his virginity to his girlfriend said, “All these years I thought there was something wrong with me because it had never happened. But, I realize I was just waiting for you,” or something close to that.
The first time I heard […]
Posted in Photography, Really Pisses Me Off, All About Me, What's the Deal with People on June 5th, 2008 5 Comments »
..on the crazy interweb.
I am not a web newbie. I got started with my first Prodigy account back in 1992 (I’m old - shut up), so I’ve been around the series of tubes a time or two. I’ve had my life threatened by someone who mistook me for someone else. I’ve been […]
Posted in What's the Deal with People on March 19th, 2008 5 Comments »
This is the story of a mother, her little girl and the filthy porn mongers and Wal-Mart who sell straws shaped like penises.
Andrea Bailey says she went shopping at the Ashland Wal-Mart on Thursday, February 28th, and bought a package of fun straws for her three 3-year-old daughter, Ashlynn.
Bailey says Ashlynn came in and used […]
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